Okay so this is ......an IM conversation that my friend and I had the other day.
It involves my relationship with Edgar Allen Poe, my little brother, and her odd obsession with Edgar Allen Poe (not my brother ... yet) if you read it, it's really funny but on the downside it's kind of longgg....

READ at YOUR own risk. Slight nasea, loss of breath, tears of laughter and stomach cramps may occur. If you fall off your seat at any point in time injuries resulted from that are not liable towards me and/or my friend (even if she is the one that caused the insanity).

Me: did you know that I wz related to Edgar Allen Poe?
My Awesome (InSaNe) Friend: WHOAAAA
My Awesome (InSaNe) Friend: YOUR
My Awesome (InSaNe) Friend: FREAKIN
My Awesome (InSaNe) Friend: SERIOUS!??!?!!??!?!?!!?!??!
My Awesome (InSaNe) Friend: SERIOUSLY?????
My Awesome (InSaNe) Friend: YOUR SERIOUS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Me: yessss
Me: deadly
My Awesome (InSaNe) Friend: WHOAA
My Awesome (InSaNe) Friend: THATS
My Awesome (InSaNe) Friend: SO
Me: I added you as a friend
My Awesome (InSaNe) Friend: FREAKIN
My Awesome (InSaNe) Friend: AWESOME
My Awesome (InSaNe) Friend: SO
My Awesome (InSaNe) Friend: AWESOME
Me: I knowwwww
Me: heehee
My Awesome (InSaNe) Friend: SOOO AWESOME
Me: I knowwwwww
My Awesome (InSaNe) Friend: OMGGG HOW
My Awesome (InSaNe) Friend: WHATS HE
My Awesome (InSaNe) Friend: HES AWESOME HOW
My Awesome (InSaNe) Friend: HOW HOW HOW
Me: on my grandma's side
Me: he's a cousin
Me: or well wz
My Awesome (InSaNe) Friend: THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATS
My Awesome (InSaNe) Friend: SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
My Awesome (InSaNe) Friend: COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Me: heehee I think so 2
My Awesome (InSaNe) Friend: ILL TRADE
Me: nooooooooooo
My Awesome (InSaNe) Friend: IM RELATED TO DANIEL BOOME
My Awesome (InSaNe) Friend: BOONE*
Me: noooooooooooo
My Awesome (InSaNe) Friend: DARN
Me: I like Edgar Allen Poe him and I wuld get along beautifully
My Awesome (InSaNe) Friend: FINEEEEE
Me: heeheee
Me: you know im rite
My Awesome (InSaNe) Friend: who IS Daniel Boone
My Awesome (InSaNe) Friend: he hunted...
Me: and he was an outlaw
Me: haha
Me: and continue ranting about E.A.P
My Awesome (InSaNe) Friend: THAT GUY IS AMAZING
My Awesome (InSaNe) Friend: DO YOU HAVE HIS WRITING
My Awesome (InSaNe) Friend: IF YOU’RE RELATED TO HIM
My Awesome (InSaNe) Friend: YOU MUST
My Awesome (InSaNe) Friend: HES AMAZING
Me: I get it I get it
Me: I shuldn’t hv told you about it
My Awesome (InSaNe) Friend: WAAH
My Awesome (InSaNe) Friend: HOW COULD YOU HAVE KEPT THIS FROM ME SO LONG
Me:....*meep* don’t kill me!
My Awesome (InSaNe) Friend: HA I KNOW
My Awesome (InSaNe) Friend: ILL MARRY ONE OF YOUR BROS
Me: ....
My Awesome (InSaNe) Friend: DO YOU HAVE ANY?
Me: yesss
Me: that’s like FIVE years younger than me
My Awesome (InSaNe) Friend: .
My Awesome (InSaNe) Friend: DARN IT
My Awesome (InSaNe) Friend: WHHHHYYYYYY
Me: haha
Me: umm cuz my mom got pregnant five years after me
My Awesome (InSaNe) Friend: hm
My Awesome (InSaNe) Friend: IT WON’T MATTER IN LIKE 10 YEARS THOUGH
My Awesome (InSaNe) Friend: ILL BE 24
Me: it wuldn’t
My Awesome (InSaNe) Friend: HE'LL BE
My Awesome (InSaNe) Friend: 19
My Awesome (InSaNe) Friend: THERE
Me: and he'll be 19
Me: woah
Me: that’s kinda creepy though
Me: I refuse to date younger guys
My Awesome (InSaNe) Friend: IT’S NOT IF HES RELATED TO POE
Me: ...
My Awesome (InSaNe) Friend: BWUAHAHAHAHA
Me: okayyyyy
My Awesome (InSaNe) Friend: THIS IS GREAT
Me: wow
My Awesome (InSaNe) Friend: IS HE LIKE YOU?
My Awesome (InSaNe) Friend: NO YOU ODNT UNDERSTAND
My Awesome (InSaNe) Friend: THIS IS ONE OF MY DREAMS ACTUALLY LOLOLOLOL!!!
Me: welll my brother has blonde shaggy skater hair.... and deep ocean blue eyes and he's semi pale and semi tan
Me: and if you mean f*ck*d up
Me: slightly
My Awesome (InSaNe) Friend: IS HE GONNA DYE IT BLACK?
Me: ...I doubt it
Me: but I never know with him
Me: he actually has it over one eye a little 2
My Awesome (InSaNe) Friend: THATS AWESOME
My Awesome (InSaNe) Friend: HES ALRADY A BIT PUNKISH AND HES 9
My Awesome (InSaNe) Friend: THIS IS GREAT
My Awesome (InSaNe) Friend: ROFLROFLROFL
Me: were talking about my NINE (almost 10) year old brother here
Me: ewww
Me: LOL
My Awesome (InSaNe) Friend: YOU BET
My Awesome (InSaNe) Friend: RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
My Awesome (InSaNe) Friend: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
My Awesome (InSaNe) Friend: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
My Awesome (InSaNe) Friend: LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Me: oh god
My Awesome (InSaNe) Friend: WHENS HIS BDAY
My Awesome (InSaNe) Friend: LOLOLOLOL
My Awesome (InSaNe) Friend: IS IT BEFORE JULY 26TH
Me: ...August 10? … I think… *cough*stalker*cough*
My Awesome (InSaNe) Friend: DARN IT
My Awesome (InSaNe) Friend: IM 5 YEARS OLDER
Me: heeheee
Me: yes u r
My Awesome (InSaNe) Friend: UGH
Me: XP
My Awesome (InSaNe) Friend: DO YOU HAVE A COUSIN OR SOMETHING RELATED TO EDGAR
Me: nope
Me: srry
My Awesome (InSaNe) Friend: GRAWWHHH
Me: Ur out of luck
My Awesome (InSaNe) Friend: OH WELL
My Awesome (InSaNe) Friend: IVE FOUND MY HUSBAND
My Awesome (InSaNe) Friend: LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
My Awesome (InSaNe) Friend: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
My Awesome (InSaNe) Friend: LLLLLLLLLLLL
My Awesome (InSaNe) Friend:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: ....O.o...
My Awesome (InSaNe) Friend: OR OR OR
My Awesome (InSaNe) Friend: WHAT ABOUT A STEPBROTHER
Me: srry I love you but I culdnt put my brother through ur hyperness!!!!!!!! ROFL JKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJ
Me: k
My Awesome (InSaNe) Friend: LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
My Awesome (InSaNe) Friend: DO YOU HAVE A STEPBROTHER WHOS RELATED TO POE?!?!?!?!
Me: noooooooo
Me: I don't
Me: srry
My Awesome (InSaNe) Friend: GRAWH
My Awesome (InSaNe) Friend: THIS ISNT FAAAAIIIIRRR
My Awesome (InSaNe) Friend: WHHHHY
My Awesome (InSaNe) Friend: FIIIIIIIIIIVE
My Awesome (InSaNe) Friend: YEARRRRSSS
Me: ....do I need to repeat this...cuz my mom had him five years after me
Me: duh
My Awesome (InSaNe) Friend: GRAWH
My Awesome (InSaNe) Friend: WHYYYYY
My Awesome (InSaNe) Friend: TWOOOO
Me: ...cuz she got preggers!
My Awesome (InSaNe) Friend: GRAWHHHH
My Awesome (InSaNe) Friend: o well
My Awesome (InSaNe) Friend: ill wait
My Awesome (InSaNe) Friend: *ROFL*
Me: ...O.O
Me: *goes and puts brother in witness protection program*
My Awesome (InSaNe) Friend: HELLO SISTER-IN-LAW
My Awesome (InSaNe) Friend: RRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Me: DUUUUUUUUUUUUDE that’s what im going to call you from now on
Me: except it’ll be SIL
Me: sil
My Awesome (InSaNe) Friend: ROFLROFLROFLROFLROLF
My Awesome (InSaNe) Friend: MAN
Me: hey, SIL
My Awesome (InSaNe) Friend: I LOVE THIS
Me: what's crackin?
Me: LOL
Me: I know!
Me: I <3 it too
My Awesome (InSaNe) Friend: FORGET TRAVIS
My Awesome (InSaNe) Friend: AND RENO
My Awesome (InSaNe) Friend: ITSSSSS TIMEEEE FOR
My Awesome (InSaNe) Friend: what’s his name
Me: Aiden
Me: ....
Me: wow
My Awesome (InSaNe) Friend: AWESOME
Me: he kinda has an emo-esque name
My Awesome (InSaNe) Friend: TIME FOR AIDEN
My Awesome (InSaNe) Friend: esque?
Me: nvm
Me: nvm
My Awesome (InSaNe) Friend: DARN
My Awesome (InSaNe) Friend: HOWS IT SOUND
My Awesome (InSaNe) Friend: CAMILLE AND AIDEN!
Me: awwwwwwwwwwww
Me: sounds cute...actually
Me: *nose scrunch*
My Awesome (InSaNe) Friend: *SQUEE*
My Awesome (InSaNe) Friend: DO YOU THINK HE'LL LOVE ME?
My Awesome (InSaNe) Friend: ROFL
Me: umm...he's nine how bout you ask me when he's at least 10?
Me: ROFL
My Awesome (InSaNe) Friend: WELL WELL WELL
My Awesome (InSaNe) Friend: WHAT DO YOU THINK
My Awesome (InSaNe) Friend: I CAN’T WAIT THAT LONG
My Awesome (InSaNe) Friend: ROFLROFLORFL
Me: ....
Me: uh oh
My Awesome (InSaNe) Friend: HM?
Me: you'd be considered a pedophile if a person were to be reading this
Me: lol
My Awesome (InSaNe) Friend: ...
My Awesome (InSaNe) Friend: ._.
My Awesome (InSaNe) Friend: DARN IT
My Awesome (InSaNe) Friend: FREAKIN AGES
My Awesome (InSaNe) Friend: LOLOLOLOL
Me: lol
Me: yeah I know I know
My Awesome (InSaNe) Friend: MAN
My Awesome (InSaNe) Friend: I CAN’T WAIT TO MEET HIM
Me: ....*GOES AND ENLISTS 300 BODYGUARDS*
My Awesome (InSaNe) Friend: RRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Me: LOL
My Awesome (InSaNe) Friend: ITS DESTINY
Me: oh em gee I sooo will
Me: hilariouisnesss
Me: man
My Awesome (InSaNe) Friend: o.o...oh em gee?
Me: shut UP
Me: PPPP
Me: XP
My Awesome (InSaNe) Friend: LOL
Me: Ur just jealous cuz you didn’t think of it first Hmph
My Awesome (InSaNe) Friend: SO
My Awesome (InSaNe) Friend: YOU GOT A PIC OF YOUR BRO?
My Awesome (InSaNe) Friend: LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
My Awesome (InSaNe) Friend: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
My Awesome (InSaNe) Friend: LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
My Awesome (InSaNe) Friend: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My Awesome (InSaNe) Friend: JK JK JK JK JK JK
My Awesome (InSaNe) Friend: ROFLROLFORLF
Me: ....actually I do
Me: that's the scary part
Me: .....
My Awesome (InSaNe) Friend: O.O
Me: really really scary part!
Me: NO YOU CAN’T SEE IT!
My Awesome (InSaNe) Friend: SHOW ME LLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOLLLLLLL
Me: NOOOO
My Awesome (InSaNe) Friend: SEE
Me: LOL
My Awesome (InSaNe) Friend: DESTINY
My Awesome (InSaNe) Friend: DESTINY
My Awesome (InSaNe) Friend: DESTINY I TELL YOU
Me: >.<
Me: no more like MENTAL
Me: MENTAL I TELL YOU
My Awesome (InSaNe) Friend: DARN ITTTT
Me: LOL
My Awesome (InSaNe) Friend: I WANNA SEE MY FREAKIN FUTURE HUSBAND ALREADY GOSH
Me: yes I hv you all figured out
Me: ....
Me: I can also show you ur future insane asylum
My Awesome (InSaNe) Friend: REALLY?
My Awesome (InSaNe) Friend: IS THAT WHERE THE HONEYMOON WILL BE?!?!?!?
Me: ...yes except you'll be missing the "husband" portion of the relationship
My Awesome (InSaNe) Friend: *GASP* WHAT DO YOU MEAN
Me: exactly what I said
Me: duh
My Awesome (InSaNe) Friend: DDD8888 HES GONNA DIE?!
My Awesome (InSaNe) Friend: HE'LL BE SO INLOVE
My Awesome (InSaNe) Friend: ITLL KILL HIM
Me: ......unless you get to him first....cuz as of now...im fearing for both of you.....him ...physically and you...mentally
My Awesome (InSaNe) Friend: ._.
My Awesome (InSaNe) Friend: IMMM NOT THAT INSANE *eyes flash*
Me: ....r u sure...?
Me: I think you r
Me: heehee
My Awesome (InSaNe) Friend: HMPH
My Awesome (InSaNe) Friend: YOUR JUST INSANE NOT WANTING YOUR BRO TO MARRY ME
Me: no im just playing the loving sister
Me: lol
My Awesome (InSaNe) Friend: AW CMON
My Awesome (InSaNe) Friend: THERSE NOTHIN WRONG WITH MEEEE
My Awesome (InSaNe) Friend: EHEH..
Me: Much
Me: LOL
Me: I can’t talk so no there's nothing wrong with you
My Awesome (InSaNe) Friend: SO IM APPROVEDDDD
Me: yes ur approved *mutters: unfortunately cuz ur a best friend*
My Awesome (InSaNe) Friend: NYAHAHAHHAAHA
My Awesome (InSaNe) Friend: *DANCESSSS* ROFLROFLROFL
My Awesome (InSaNe) Friend: I feel bad for your brother LOL
Me: I do 2 I do 2